I’ve posted a collection of what I think are the greatest quotes about dogs before, but one of the great joys of being a dog owner is the fun and laughter they bring.
I mean, what could be more joyful than playing with your faithful companion, laughing at them running around like crazy, or simply just snuggling up to a soft, warm puppy!
And these funny dog quotes and sayings perfectly encapsulate just what amusement dogs can bring to our lives, so please enjoy them.
And if you do enjoy them, please share them with your friends and family too!
After all, why should they miss out on the wonder of dogs?
Funny dog quotes and sayings
The more I know about men, the more I like dogs. ~ Gloria Allred
Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.” ~ Jhordis Anderson
A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him. ~ Anonymous
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~ Robert Benchley
What does a dog do on his day off? He can’t lie around – that’s his job. ~ George Carlin
I don’t eat anything that a dog won’t eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, “I don’t think so.” And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants. ~ Billiam Coronel
Dogs are animals that poop in public and you’re supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you’ve got to ask yourself, “Who’s the real master in this relationship?” ~ Anthony Griffin
Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says “no.” ~ Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives. ~ Sue Murphy
If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~ Phil Pastoret
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~ Rita Rudner
A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. ~ Helen Thomson
Funny dog sayings
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