Funny Dog Quotes And Sayings

Dogs are animals that poop Anthony Griffin quote

I’ve posted a collection of what I think are the greatest quotes about dogs before, but one of the great joys of being a dog owner is the fun and laughter they bring.

I mean, what could be more joyful than playing with your faithful companion, laughing at them running around like crazy, or simply just snuggling up to a soft, warm puppy!

And these funny dog quotes and sayings perfectly encapsulate just what amusement dogs can bring to our lives, so please enjoy them.

And if you do enjoy them, please share them with your friends and family too!

After all, why should they miss out on the wonder of dogs?

Funny Dog Quotes And Sayings

Funny dog quotes - The more I know about men, the more I like dogs - Gloria Allred

The more I know about men, the more I like dogs. ~ Gloria Allred


Funny dog sayings: Some Dogs Live For Praise - Jhordis Anderson

Some dogs live for praise. They look at you as if to say “Don’t throw balls… just throw bouquets.” ~ Jhordis Anderson


A watchdog is a dog - Anonymous funny quote about dogs

A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him. ~ Anonymous


A dog teaches a-boy Robert Benchley funny dog quote

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~ Robert Benchley


What does a dog do on his day off? - George Carlin dog joke

What does a dog do on his day off? He can’t lie around – that’s his job. ~ George Carlin


I don't eat anything that a dog won't eat - Billiam Coronel funny dog quote

I don’t eat anything that a dog won’t eat. Like sushi. Ever see a dog eat sushi? He just sniffs it and says, “I don’t think so.” And this is an animal that licks between its legs and sniffs fire hydrants. ~ Billiam Coronel


Dogs are animals that poop Anthony Griffin quote

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you’re supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you’ve got to ask yourself, “Who’s the real master in this relationship?” ~ Anthony Griffin


Hardly any animal Jeffrey Moussaief Masson quote

Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says “no.” ~ Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson


Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives - Sue Murphy

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think┬áthat’s how dogs spend their lives. ~ Sue Murphy


If you think dogs can't count - Phil Pastoret funny dog quote

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~ Phil Pastoret


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult - Rita Rudner funny dog quote

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ~ Rita Rudner


A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it - Helen Thomson quote

A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it. ~ Helen Thomson


Funny Dog Sayings

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